So I walk into this famous lawyers office... and I ask:
"How much do you charge"
"I charge $500 per every 3 questions"
"Well that's a bit much, isn't it?" I say, taken aback.
"Yes, it is. And what's your third question?"

hahaha... so what do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A GOOD START!!!

Please dont take any offense if you are, in fact, a lawyer... Im just joking =) I have nothing against them... really!