~*JJ's blog*~

How come that on the first day of the summer holidays I'm all psyched and shit, but when it comes to the end I can't wait to get back to school?
Seriously, at the beginning I think; This is gonna be great! No school for ages, no homework, long lazy days, sleeping in until noon, staying up late... YAY~!!
Now I'm thinking of a 5 letter word which rhymes with sore+d. That's right. BORE+D=BORED.
I think my eyes are starting to turn into rectangles from staying on the computer too long...
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It's 1:10 PM here... I seriously should go to bed... but it's summer. Summer holidays. Which is actually great... if it weren't for the fact that I'm stuck here in Thailand for the entire holiday... but ahh well...
Maybe if i sleep through it... and an added bonus: no more dark bags underneath my eyes!
Speaking of bags... I wonder how many you're allowed to take into jail! None I think... which is a huge problem for Paris Hilton!!
Anyone seen photos of her lately? No? Lucky you... lets just say she looks... ahem... *cough*not too good*cough*! But anyway... I better get going!
i wuv u all!
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So I walk into this famous lawyers office... and I ask:
"How much do you charge"
"I charge $500 per every 3 questions"
"Well that's a bit much, isn't it?" I say, taken aback.
"Yes, it is. And what's your third question?"

Please dont take any offense if you are, in fact, a lawyer... Im just joking =) I have nothing against them... really!